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lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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(via arianal-grande)

thatfunnyblog:

this is art

(Source: human)

atopy:

fileformat:

vinebox:

They having a dance battle

im so upset

(Source: vinebox, via ruinedchildhood)

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE →

tracithegroot:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

IF YOU’D WATCH THE PREVIOUS SPY KIDS YOU’D KNOW WHY STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG OR WHY ANTONIO BENDEREZ WAS DOING THAT I STILL HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR MACHETE BUT HE WAS IN A PREVIOUS MOVIE TOO SO 

(via arianal-grande)

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via ruinedchildhood)

where are my glasses?

onlyblackgirl:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

beyonseh:

so 106 and park are making blue ivy hair jokes?

jokes towards a two year old for having black textured hair?

on a network called BLACK entertainment television?

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BET is out to destroy black people

Y’all do know BET is owned by white people right?

(via lohanthony)

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